ink drawing of the back of a person's head as they look at a tree and fence and sky teeming with nonchalant crows
a book entitled BEYOND THE GRAVE on a messy desk with a ouija planchette leaning against it
splashy ink wash drawing of woman's face in profile either eating or puking some tentacles from a glass jar; various other receptacles in the background contain viscous monster parts and release gases into the air

one time…

…I allowed a feral raccoon to move into my bedroom, and he liked it so much he brought his girlfriend.

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