cover of my graphic novel No Keys

YOU WOULD PREFER TO LIVE IN (pick one):

A) A haunted house
B) A cheddar igloo
C) A trailer perched on an underground coal fire that’s been smoldering for 50 years
D) Something worse

Mandibles wants a dog. Stub is looking for a spacious kitchen. Moose would be happy with a garage. And Sheridan wants privacy so he can murder people in peace and quiet, without nosy neighbors complaining about the blood and the screaming.

It should be easy enough for these four friends to find a home, but the real estate market is incredibly wretched, and their options are terrible in the most IMPOSSIBLE ways…

Here’s a four-page excerpt from Chapter Three. I think it really encapsulates the kind of humor you can expect and my serviceable-but-not-award-winning art, haha:

  • page 23
  • comic page of two people realizing the house for sale is made of broken glass
    page 24
  • a comic page of a realtor describing a montage of not-that-great benefits of living in a house made of broken glass
    page 25
  • comic page of the realtor accidentally cutting himself on the house made of broken glass and excusing himself to go to the ER
    page 26

You can get the book for $14, or you can read it for free online (and maybe tip me if i make you laugh!)