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If you join my email list<\/a>, you’re entering a free <\/strong>monthly drawing to win a free <\/strong>original piece of art, mailed to you absolutely free<\/strong>. This page explains the terms!<\/h4>\n\n\n\n

I can’t be arsed to shuffle through social media tallying up who retwerped what post or whatever, so this offer is limited to people who join my mailing list, which is just a monthly update.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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  1. Sign up to get one email per month (and be entered into the giveaway) here.<\/li>\n\n\n\n
  2. You do not have to give me any payment to be part of the list or the giveaway,<\/strong> but if you felt like tipping me for running this site\/the list\/etc., that is legal and i think it’s lovely. It will have zero<\/strong> effect on whether you win, because…<\/li>\n\n\n\n
  3. My partner performs the drawing using numbers i give him which correspond to the list of names, and he doesn’t know which names are attached to which numbers, or who tipped me, or basically anything if it isn’t about automotive repair, sound engineering, and how to make epic mac-n-cheese. Number randomizers online aren’t always actually random, so he uses a trusty 20-sided die. (Correct, your chances are still pretty good since almost no one knows or cares that this mailing list exists!)<\/li>\n\n\n\n
  4. If you win, you will have to entrust me with your snail mailing address or that of someone to whom you’d like to gift the art. I will never send you anything without asking, and i absolutely will not share the address with anyone else<\/strong>. Privacy is important for everyone except masked ICE agents, who should all be doxxed all the time, the pathetic cowards.<\/li>\n\n\n\n
  5. I pick the art. It could be any subject, media, size, and dimensions, but the most common combination is ink washes\/mixed media on a 3″-6″ piece of fine art paper. How do i choose? I pick something i love too much to recycle but which i’m convinced no one would purchase. Tell me if you have Big Icks so i can avoid them–frex, i don’t want to send a cute spider to someone with arachnophobia.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n\n\n\n

    If you still have questions, email them to me at pillowpyramid \/a\/t\/ inkshark.net<\/a>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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