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YOU WOULD PREFER TO LIVE IN (pick one):<\/p>\n

A) A haunted house
\nB) A cheddar igloo
\nC) A trailer perched on an underground coal fire that’s been smoldering for 50 years
\nD) Something worse<\/p>\n

Mandibles wants a dog. Stub is looking for a spacious kitchen. Moose would be happy with a garage. And Sheridan wants privacy so he can murder people in peace and quiet, without nosy neighbors complaining about the blood and the screaming.<\/p>\n

It should be easy enough for these four friends to find a home, but the real estate market is incredibly wretched, and their options are terrible in the most IMPOSSIBLE ways…<\/p>\n

Details:<\/h4>\n
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  • 144 b\/w pages<\/li>\n
  • glossy color cover<\/li>\n
  • standard trade size<\/li>\n
  • you might pee yourself<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n

    More about the comic:<\/h4>\n

    No Keys started as a webcomic fundraiser (i know, stop looking at me like that) when i was facing down homelessness for realz in 2015, with my eight<\/em> pets. It didn’t make me a lot of money, but it did give me a place to divert my anxiety until some friends who had extra room swooped in to the rescue. I kept making this comic so i could laugh at how desperate my situation was, and two years later, it was finished! It still makes me laugh every<\/em> time i read it.<\/p>\n

    If you know someone who is searching for appropriate housing and finding only disappointment, do them (and me!) a favor and gift them some laughs orchestrated by someone who really knows their pain!<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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