Description
YOU WOULD PREFER TO LIVE IN (pick one):
A) A haunted house
B) A cheddar igloo
C) A trailer perched on an underground coal fire that’s been smoldering for 50 years
D) Something worse
Mandibles wants a dog. Stub is looking for a spacious kitchen. Moose would be happy with a garage. And Sheridan wants privacy so he can murder people in peace and quiet, without nosy neighbors complaining about the blood and the screaming.
It should be easy enough for these four friends to find a home, but the real estate market is incredibly wretched, and their options are terrible in the most IMPOSSIBLE ways…
Details:
- 144 b/w pages
- glossy color cover
- standard trade size
- you might pee yourself
More about the comic:
No Keys started as a webcomic fundraiser (i know, stop looking at me like that) when i was facing down homelessness for realz in 2015, with my eight pets. It didn’t make me a lot of money, but it did give me a place to divert my anxiety until some friends who had extra room swooped in to the rescue. I kept making this comic so i could laugh at how desperate my situation was, and two years later, it was finished! It still makes me laugh every time i read it.
If you know someone who is searching for appropriate housing and finding only disappointment, do them (and me!) a favor and gift them some laughs orchestrated by someone who really knows their pain!
